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  1. vampirestatebuilding:

    I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown

    When I need something to help me unwind
    I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
    Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
    Give me a moron with talented hands
    I go bar-hopping and they say last call
    I start shopping for a Neanderthal

    The bigger they come the harder I fall
    In love ‘til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

    I like ‘em big and stupid
    I like ‘em big and real dumb
    I like ‘em big and stupid

    What kind of guy does a lot for me
    A Superman with a lobotomy
    My fathers outta Harvard
    My brothers outta Yale
    But the guy I took home last night
    Just got outta jail

    The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
    But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

    The bigger they are the harder they’ll work
    I got a soft spot for a good lookin’ jerk

    I met a guy, who drives a truck
    He can’t tell time but he sure can fuck drive
    I asked his name and he had to think
    Could I have found the missing link
    He’s so stupid you know what he said
    Well I forgot what he said, ‘cause it was so stupid

    The bigger they come the harder I fall
    In love ‘til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

  2. "I Like 'Em Big And Stupid" - Trapped In The Body Of A White Girl - Julie Brown
  1. 30 notesTimestamp: Friday 2012/12/07 16:19:00Via: vampirestatebuildingSource: monopuffOhhhhh Julie hahahahaalways makes me laugh
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    Me too, Julie. Me too.
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    When I need something to help me unwind I find a six foot baby with a one track mind Smart guys are nowhere, they make...
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    no way, lol.
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  9. shautielo reblogged this from monopuff and added:
    I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown I love this song and the ridiculous lyrics.
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  12. severelymame reblogged this from vampirestatebuilding and added:
    My life motto currently.
  13. vampirestatebuilding reblogged this from monopuff and added:
    I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown
  14. everyonelikedbubbahotep reblogged this from monopuff and added:
    HAH ditto! When I was five, I watched a lot of Just Say Julie. And Sesame Street. And Muppet Babies. ….That probably...
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